....about 'the fools' who drive and use their cell phone at the same time?
Condition yourself to calling a cell phone a....tallywhacker. No joke. Imagine the next time you get cut off in traffic, just say to yourself "Man, stop messing around with your tally-whacker and just drive!". Just see how long it take for you to smile or even have a quick little giggle at the word.
"Jeez, it you weren't busy playing with your tally-whacker, you'd have noticed that the light turned green."
"Come on! Get off your tally-whacker, it'll still be there when you get home!"
"Playing with your tally-whacker makes you just as impaired while driving as a few drinks...."
"That guy should just go ahead and get his tally-whacker surgically implanted."
Oh, my goodness, the possibilities are endless. Try it, it'll work.
Friday, January 16, 2009
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